Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Lighten Up!

1.   Who is Frosty the Snowman's favorite Aunt?
      --Aunt Artica!

2.   Why do bees hum?
      --Because they don't know the words.

3.   What did one autumn leaf say to another?
      --"I'm falling for you.”

4.   What word is always spelled incorrectly?

5.   Why are fish so smart?
      --Because they live in schools!

6.   Why do birds fly south in the winter?
      --Because it´s too far to walk!

7.   Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
      --No, they eat the fingers separately.

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