Happy Teacher's Day 3

Mak:    Salim, bangun cepat!  Nanti lambat pergi sekolah!

Salim:   Alaaa…  Salim tak nak pergi sekolah!

Mak:     Eh?  Kenapa?

Salim:   Alaa…  Tak nak laah…

Mak:    Bagi mak dua sebab kenapa Salim tak nak pergi sekolah.

Salim:  Alaaa… Cikgu-cikgu tak suka Salim.  Budak-budak pun tak suka Salim.

Mak:   Tak kira.  Bangun jugak!  Pergi jugak!

Salim:  Alaa…  Bagi dua sebab kenapa Salim kena pergi jugak.

Mak:    Sebab umur Salim lima-puluh satu tahun.  Sebab Salim Guru Besar sekolah.  

           Siap sekarang!

Mom:     Salim, wake up! Hurry up!  You’re going to be late for school!

Salim:    But I don’t want to go to school!

Mom:     Uh? And why is that?

Salim:    I just don’t want to…..

Mom:     Give me two reasons why you don’t want to.

Salim:   The teachers don’t like me.  Even the students don’t like me.

Mom:     Oh! Come on…you still have to go.

Salim:   Give me two reasons why I still have to go to school.

Mom:    Reason number one Salim, you are fifty-one years old and number two, 

            you are the principal of the school.  Now get out of that bed!

TQ, 'Izzat Hussain.