Before you were born...

Before you were born,

your parents weren't 
as boring as they are now.

They got that way from paying your bills, 
cleaning your clothes and

listening to you talk about 
how cool you thought you were. 

So before you save the rain forest

from the parasites of your parent's generation, 
try delousing the closet in your own room.

-- Bill Gate --

hehehe...